Hello darlings,
It’s been a while, but look at me and gorgeous Wes and Alf.
I can’t say they loved me from day one, but now it’s like we’ve been together since the beginning of time.
Dana goes to work to provide us with all the great cat food, she doesn’t need to know about the conspiracy.We don’t need to inform her about the cat masterplan to conquer the world.
Just smile and look friendly.

My degree in cats psychology actually helped (I ought it all to Kiwi, the small tiger)

Alf is the biggest but when he leaves Wes is just taking over. He wants to be as big as Alf. In your own time baby, in your own time.